Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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