It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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