fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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