Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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