So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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