just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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