Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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