I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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