she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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