so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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