I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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