I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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