I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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