bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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