Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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