he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's shark week go big or go home
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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