The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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