I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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