that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
