dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
