Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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