so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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