I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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