they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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