Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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