Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
That accounts for only three of the penises
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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