yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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