clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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