508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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