just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
