How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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