its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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