I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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