And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
