She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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