do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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