People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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