I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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