can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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