I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
