My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i believe in u and ur pee
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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