whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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