Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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