Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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