I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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