My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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