Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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