I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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