did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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