She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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